This 6 foot 3 inch tall, 180 pound white american humanoid with brown hair and brown eyes (well, depending on the light) can often be found squatting in the corner of a junk shop digging thru neglected plastic bins for unprocessed disposable cameras and fetal microphones. If not there perhaps under a wood pile squirming with other worms, hiding from the birds of prey. Or is he swimming below ancient wrecks containing the lost technology of Browser X? A crash of Rhinoceros. Dual language Parakeets. A time traveling Blue Whale.